Shut Up Mom, It's Just a Flesh Wound

hi i'm alexa, i'm 16 i live in the great white north, i want to be a writer someday but in the meantime im dressing like i'm homeless and eating things out of cans due to impatience


before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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If i ever see any of you in public, the code is


that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.


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